For all who love Shel Silverstein, and for those who smile at his words:
The Kungle Jing
by Shel Silverstein
"Oh I am the Jing of the Kungle,"
Runny roared to one and all
When he wore his cion's lostume
To the Walloheen bostume call.
But there he met a leal rion
Who said, "You'd best cake tare,
And do not start believin'
You're the costume that you wear."
Couldn't resist. From Runny Babbit.